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    "Computers are like bikinis. They save a lot        of guesswork."    - Sam Ewing


How to Start the Day and Feel Really Good
  • Open a new file on your computer.
  • Entitle it 'Housework.'
  • Place it in the Recycle Bin.
  • Empty the Recycle Bin.
  • Your computer will ask you, 'Are you sure you want to delete Housework permanently?'
  • Answer 'Yes' and click the left mouse button firmly.
  • Now you feel much better.

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The IT director advertises that he needs a secretary.  Necessary skills: document forming,  computer knowledge and a foreign language.  After a couple of days a dog walks in.

"I'm an open minded person," the pale-turned boss stutters, "but I need someone who can form documents..."

The dog sits down behind the computer and compiles a totally decent business letter.

"Yes, but the IT-knowledge..."

The dog quickly writes a little program.

"Well, but foreign language?" the totally amazed director asks.

"Meow!" says the dog.


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