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"Computers are like bikinis. They save a lot of guesswork." - Sam Ewing |
How to Start the Day and Feel Really Good
- Open a new file on your computer.
- Entitle it 'Housework.'
- Place it in the Recycle Bin.
- Empty the Recycle Bin.
- Your computer will ask you, 'Are you sure you want to delete Housework permanently?'
- Answer 'Yes' and click the left mouse button firmly.
- Now you feel much better.
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The IT director advertises that he needs a secretary. Necessary skills: document forming, computer knowledge and a foreign language. After a couple of days a dog walks in.
"I'm an open minded person," the pale-turned boss stutters, "but I need someone who can form documents..."
The dog sits down behind the computer and compiles a totally decent business letter.
"Yes, but the IT-knowledge..."
The dog quickly writes a little program.
"Well, but foreign language?" the totally amazed director asks.
"Meow!" says the dog.
"I'm an open minded person," the pale-turned boss stutters, "but I need someone who can form documents..."
The dog sits down behind the computer and compiles a totally decent business letter.
"Yes, but the IT-knowledge..."
The dog quickly writes a little program.
"Well, but foreign language?" the totally amazed director asks.
"Meow!" says the dog.
